Eating is a problem!

Besides busying with school life, recently I have to new stuff to bother for- what to eat everyday. For my problem doesn't complies to most earthlings literally. If your have read my previous post, I have mentioned that my teeth was braced on, and I also mentioned that it wasn't painful. And that was TOTALLY CRAP, but I'm glad that I survive through the first day. The whole situation make me realise that on that day when the dentist places the brace on to my teeth, I was on some sort of 'anastigia'(spell?), therefore I didn't felt much pain till later in the night.
Slightly digressing, as I was saying how eating bothers me. You never know that how much pain the metal pieces on your teeth is causing, each chew/bite arch your nerves.
I'm a human who can't be starve, if I'm hungry, I'll grumble which people hate it totally. So I needed a solution to my problem, my solution was to wake up earlier.
Before I'm on brace, I rarely was early for school, but after, I tend to wake up early just for my breakfast, which show that I can do anything to eat.
What's actually on my priority list of life,

1. EAT
2. SLEEP
3. ENTERTAINMENTS
4. STUDY
5. DIE!

Cool!
Recently I have found new entertainment, Sony Ericsson phone.
Love the camera function, espically the one call paragma(spell?) which we can take 3 different photo, and it will automatically link them up together.

The linked-up photos!




Camwhored!




With my stupid crap idea, but everyone still look photogenic.



Random pictures from Men's Health, see it's fun and addictive.



Melayu is totally a challenge, who says it's easy?!
Gonna bash up the person!
Selamat Tinggal!!!
I don't care! I wanna eat solid food!

Bracing process.

Hey people, my teeth is on the process of bracing!


The first metal placing process wasn't too bad, it's because it isn't pain at all.
Just that the annoying doctor stretch my mouth from Sembawang to Jurong East, and NOW I'M ON SOFT DIET!!

haha, so lazy now.
BYE.

Being Malay is FUN!

I'm officially MALAY for today :)

As a super mummy's boy, I hardly ever spend my nights outside.
BUT today was exceptional! I went house visiting today, sort of like Chinese New year visits, however this is different. I have a chance to experience Malay culture- how they celebrate their new year. I learnt a lot from it, and enjoyed it.
From the Chinese, do you ever know...

• After arriving into Malays' houses, you shouldn't start eating till you're served with water or informed that you're able to consume. Otherwise, you're being rude.
  

• that they have this 'bowl of water' in-between the table of snacks, that for clean of your hands before, in-between or after food.

• that for they travel from houses to houses, and on the first day of the Hari-raya they should visit from the elder to the younger's house of the family. And on the first day, they could stay on till mid-morning.
• that they give their 'green packets' during their departure, and not like Chinese who give their 'red packet' during the initial of the meeting. AND their 'Green packets' IS NOT RED
• that THEY FOOD TASTE SUPER DELICIOUS!

Haha, that's what I learnt today!
More upcoming photos when ASH and MARIAM send to me!

Shadier for today :)




Serve me right for my sprain ankle!
After today I feel that I'm super clumpy; first was the fall in the lecture hall and everyone in the lecture hall, and recognise me for that; second was today's fall with the witness of new friends that witness my fall in lecture hall too.
The funny part was they reckon that I fell asleep and resulted in my fall, but what was dumber was I actually tried to pick something up and resulted in my fall. Today's joke was I tried to be superman and I fell and sprain my ankle(cross super hard my finger that it wouldn't be swollen).

This video is named My loved for AMY!
That's the reason why I said I deserved the sprain!




Turning in, stay tuned for more..

the cools today.

The cools today:

1. Today lesson is short: I just have two hours of lesson.
2. Went to watch the movie that I wanted to watch; Resident Evil: Extinction. The movie ended with Alice looking at her clones, which is super cool. It makes me so wanna watch the next Resident Evil movie, just imagine, she and her clones fighting the deads.
3. 
4. Went to my grandpa house after that, my grandpa looks healthy, just lethargic.
   
5. While waiting for the bus home, saw these two Indian kiddos, sharing a cup of Mr softee. Kids sharing a cup of ice-cream wasn't too surprising. What makes me noticed their behavior was the way the finished their ice-cream. Both of them gobble the ice-cream, using their fastest eating speed to eat the ice-cream. Although it's as though they uses the spoon to eat, but you sould see that how quick they scoop the ice-cream, out it into their mouth, scoop again, put it in again, and cycle repeat.
6. Went home with an unknown bus- not the usual bus that brings me home from my grandpa house. The bus seemed like some private bus. When I saw the poster in front of the bus that says that it do travel to Sembawang, I board the bus without thinking twice. The cost of the bus is as though the normal SMRT bus, 60cents, 80cents, 1 dollar. I placed 1 dollar into the cash box, because that's the only shilling that I left. The bus was comfortable- normal school bus type, you don't have to stand and you could own a seat.

I'm good at fake smile!


and BYE that's all for today! I'm happy to own a seat!!

Conversations

Cute conversations

#1
(ah beng bang into ah lian)
Ah Lian: you blind ar?
Ah Beng: what? where you not happy? want fight ixt?
(Ah Lian look at her friend- boy)
Ah Lian: you go!
Boy: huh? me ar?
Ah Beng: challenge on the arcade game la?
Boy: huh... okay lor.
Ah Beng: okay set, if you lose you must pay me 50dollar!
(Ah Beng Left, Boy look at Ah lian)
Ah Lian: You scare ar?
Boy: No, I'm petrified.
Ah Lian: Okay, good! I thought you scare.
Today while I was boarding the bus, I overheard conversations of the ah bengs(gangster). No! It wasn't me eavesdropping on them, but the kiddo ah bengs was speaking so loudly and crudely on the bus. I realise that when they speak or try to act beng(gangster-ish), they will often use 'Lan Jiao'- penis in dialect, 'Chee Bye'- cunt in dialect, or relating words like bird, jiao, etc... Words like these are heard in most during their conversation.
Example:
'li gong si mi lan jiao'
(direct translate: what penis are you talking about?)
'Kwan si mi lan jiao'
(direct translate: what penis are you looking at?)
They will like say something something lan jiao. HAHA.

#2
(Small boy holding a 'toy blood-pack')
Small Boy: Daddy, why is this red?
Daddy: Because blood is red.
Small Boy: Huh...?
Daddy: Because the colour of the blood is red.
Small Boy: Huh...?
Daddy: Blood is red in colour.
Small Boy: Oh, so blood is red colour.
Small Boy: Can blood be in other colours?
Small Boy: Black? Green? Blue? Yellow?
Daddy: No, there's only red and white blood.
Small Boy: So is there pink blood?
Daddy: .....

Anyway, there isn't any white-coloured blood, there's only white blood cells, and all humans have blood that are red in colour. The boy is super funny, I nearly laugh aloud when I overheard their conversation. For myself, I don't have patience to tolerate kiddo's nonsensical questions. It's either I end up strangling them, or I hang myself. Don't you realise that children always come up with questionnaire that you never thought of, or realise of, and most of the time they will pop the questions out of a sudden.

I'm in a super bad mood today. I don't really know the reasons as well, maybe it's because I got up from the wrong side of the bed. Partly reason that my gum hurt super load today, and I felt that it swollen and had bleeds slightly.

Look at my lan jiao face today, while the lecture is going on, I'm busying dreaming.

After school programme was fuck too, char, xan accompanied me to collect the handbook for the group we bought. Albeit we paid for the book, but we need to collect the book from them ourselves, which is a total nuisance. Alas, they gave us 10dollars for the cab fare what, wow!. If I was to hire a cab myself, I'll be lost in Singapore again! The cab driver was friendly but I think he's abit of psycho (own perception); he didn't bucket his seat beat, and mumbled to himself. Scary! I'm afraid to die in his car!

Char, next time your will be my street directionist, so I'll not be lost.
Thanks Char and Xan for accompanying me today.

and BYE for today!

Hairstyles

I kept complaining to everyone around me that I wanna cut my hair, and I ended up not doing so.
Not because of my laziness, but purely because I just wanna let my hair grow longer. Longer not = to shoulder length-longer, as in... I always wanted to have those emo hairstyle, like those people who long fringe covering their eyes as though their eye lashes are not long enough to protect their eyes.

Nah. I'm not talking about them.
Personally I think guys with bangs look hilarious, especially the guy in the first picture. He even look like Bruce Lee.
alike 99.9%
Found this picture on answer.com, even Bruce Lee have bang then, and his hair look so much better than mine in 2000 century- I should live in the past.

picture by :)

I'm thinking can this guy walk with hair like this? Can he even see?
Maybe I'm the one who don't know about the fashion hair sense.


I know I'm not suitable for those kind of unique hairstyle, and neither I'm a superstar that needs a super attracting hairstyle. However, who would not like to like a stylo-milo hairstyle, at least I will like to have.

These are various of hair cuts I wanna have.

Love the uneven fringe that he have, the style was enhanced by the long sideburns and the spiky top.


I like the contrast on the hair, the spiky back of his hair, and the fringe is cool too.

I like the volume of his hair, but it kind look like octopus being put on his head.


Short and neat, plus a long fringe.


This is hair is kind of normal that you will see at least once everyday.


Surprisingly this hair cut was on a Caucasian, because normally, this kind of punky hairstyle was found the Asians. Maybe I stays in a Asian country so I say so.
But I like the clean and punky look.


This hair look super cool, he looks like one Hongkong star.
I forgot the HK star name, do your see any resemblance to any star?


Hair cuts that I never want.

Who will want a picture on his head?
Maybe only that person.


I'm not really comfortable with hair extensions, especially on guys.


curly hair? not to my liking.


I love natural coloured hair.


Another 'unique hair' on his head.


Somewhat like Evan Almighty.


Hair news
This woman have never cut her hair for twenty years.
She only washes her hair once in a week, which took her about 90mintues.
Kinda cool? Would you not cut your hair for 2 decades?



All the picture credits to blogdocabelo :)
BYE!

crash hole.

Update:
I'm a lucky hole, my ass.
My computer crashed on me four times while I was posting this entry.
In need of a laptop, or a rich God-daddy or mummy!

My computer crashed on me just now, but after some hard knocks given to the CPU everything works perfectly fine.
("Cross my fingers" that it will not crash again, I fucking hate the causing agony.)
Apply for Malay as my Elective!
Cool, always wanna learn Malay.
I want so panic when my computer crash during 11.30pm - 12.05pm- I'm afraid of not getting a space in the Malay class. When my computer recovers, the first thing I did was to apply for the Malay module and Bravo! Maine and I got the module, I even double check by click extra times.
Sadly, Fam and Xanthe didn't manage to get a space, and it was only like 12.40pm when they replied me. Singaporean are Kiasu, I'm a typical example.

Good news,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO FAM AND IRA!
Bravo to all 17sss and 18sss!

Sexy cakes!
Love birthdays, because there's always cakes to be shared.
One is strawberry sexy cake(kinda like strawberry shortcake, but it's in a bowl shape), and the other one is chocolate-mint sexy cake(the minty taste stays in your mouth for some time, and it're kinda of refreshing:) )

The sexy, love it.

The birthday girls :)
Happy birthday to you..



Fuck my hair, so wanna cut it.
Happy birthday, Fam!
Remember to show me all your presents, I wanna get jealous!
Don't worry, your hair cut doesn't look bad, in fact it's pretty cute.


Yo Ira, Happy birthday!
Hope that I have a chance working with you in Coffee Club.


Randoms:

My birthday is coming too, NOV 13!1113 :) love the set of numbers.
Speaking of numbers, I always thought my handphone number is 97270732, but it's WRONG!
I even gave one of the lecture my wrong number, and maybe to one of the Giordano's stuff. It's because I remembered being their member, but I couldn't remember what was the handphone number I gave- They verify you(member) by your handphone number.

Bad weather today, rain never stops. :(
It's cold outside, it even cause brain freeze.

If that's ok with you by Shanye Ward is nice, but the MTV is pretty gay- you know the dance, and erm the muscle shots. I thought only boy bands dances? Is he a member of Backstreet boys?
No doubt people will thinks that he's gay.
But after watching 324978936times, you might think that the MTV is pretty cool.
Kinda the next Justin Timberlake, that makes girl go crazy for.
Shanye Ward - No You Hang Up

Hi, Kash!
Although you have been discharged, but still do take care of your health, don't faint again.
Smilesmile.

Had a wonderful chat with L a moment ago- random stuff that happens in the day, plus some revision on History. I never like History because I always feel that it's telling me something that I don't bother about, and don't want to bother about. After today, perception never changed, but gained more History knowledge.
Today I learn that :

1. Pearl Harbour was the place that the Americans kept their weapons and 'fighting ships', and it's different from S'pore Harbourfront.
2. Hitler was a German, and he joined Nazis, and became the head of them.
3. He committed suicide by shooting himself, instead of some unknown flying bomb flew into his office and killed him. (I'll bomb the person if I happen to remember who told me the crappy story. After hearing so much of his story, I think that he is intelligent, but used in a wrong way; propagandas, the killing of Jewish.
4. The initial Nazis was actually a party that have some sort of same intention as Hilter.

BYE!
I took this using my leg :)
Laugh your lungs out!