Friday, August 31, 2007

Shitty life

How will you do if you feel that your life is just like the sky pouring with acid rain?
It jsut corrode whatever it touches.
It's just like life's slowly consuming your flesh and your bone till your left with nothing.
At this moment I'm tired.

Not because of work, but other factors.

P.S: I JUST HATE THE BLODDY YOU WHEN YOU FUCKING DON'T CARE ABOUT ME.
I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHETHER IS IT CORNY OR NOT, I JUST NEED SOME CARE TO BE SHOWED FROM YOU!

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Story telling.

Today is the first time I'm working as a Nurse in a hospital.
Great experience with lots of 'behind the scenes' in the hospital.

I'll not mention much of my patients because it's against the law.
I'll just tell you a funny experience that I encounter.

Story #1
One of the staff nurse came to me holding a bottle,
she said 'Can you open this for me?'
While I was exerted my force to open the super tight cap,
she continued 'Be a man! You can do it!'
I gave up the minute she finish the sentence, because it's really tight.
I passed the bottle to my 'partner' instead,
but she failed to open it too.
Then I got the bottle from my partner's hand and said 'I know of someone who can open the bottle'
I went into my cubicle, and passed the bottle to Ash.
But he failed to open it too.
Then there was this patient who saw the whole scene.
This patient then said 'Let me try it.'
Without much thinking I passed the bottle over to this patient, which was totally insane.
After much twisting of the cap, this patient didn't managed to open.
And when I was above to get hold of the bottle from this patient, this patient did something crazy which totally freaked me out.
This patient tried to hit the brim of the bottle against the cardboard.
Not once but many times.
I tired stop this patient immediately- grabbing hold this patient's hand, I pleaded him not to.
I used my loudest voice that I had and shouted 'Don't!!!' super loudly at him. Not as in the real shouting, I just raised my voice. As you know when you you are anxious, you're not your normal self and tend to do operate sub-consciously.
Then there was another patient who told me off that. That patient said that I should let the patient who is holding the bottle this patient do it, the patient is experienced.
I'm like experienced in what?! If the bottle is broken, I'm in deep shit. Deep diarrhea in fact.
Then my 'don't don't' shouting keep going on and on till I totally broke down and operated by my sub-conciousness. The last thing that I should do was to release my hand from the bottle, but I did. By the time I'm half kneeing down on the floor and my whole body was filled with cold swear and.
In the end, this patient managed to open the bottle.

Story#2
The patient who told me off wanted a cup of coffee, and I totally have no idea how to make coffee. The coffee in the hospital was made traditionally, no 3-in-1 coffee or what so ever. I dragged Ash along with me into the tea room, and we were like in the lab testing the chemicals there. We're not sure how many spoons of coffee powder to put, how many spoons of sugar, how many spoons of milk powder. The coffee we made was bitter like.... the coffee that won Guinness Word Record for the bitterest coffee( if there's one). But one of the staff nurse happened to pass by the tea room, and we called for help.
In the end, the patient got to drink the safe coffee.

Story#3
When the time is nearing nine pm, I got so restless and went to other people's cubicle.
There was this patient from Ash's cubicle, wanted to pass urine.
One of the patient's relative waved us there.
The relative said this patient need to pass urine.
Then I faced Ash and questioned him that this patient is not bed-bounded right?
Then the relative said so this patient need the urinal...(the relative used the gestures to draw over shape).
And I was like 'Okay.', and my thoughts was I'm not the nurse-in-charge, I'm just asking, and i know a urinal.
Then I brought the urine bottle over, and screened the patient.
When the patient is done, I tried to get the urinal from the patient's hand. The patient stopped me and said that __ wanted to show the relatives that ___ passed urine.
FUNNY!

Hope will not be sue because of the post.
I didn't mention any names, please don't sue me.
End of my story. Goodbye.

Monday, August 27, 2007

2nd post of the day.

I have nothing better to do, so here I'm again.
My body is chronologically malfunctioning- I drop dead at around 4pm and woke up at 11pm with a 'broke meter energy'. Luckily I'm working afternoon shift tomorrow, exciting! Tomorrow is the first time we gonna have contact with the patient. If tomorrow I'm physically restrained due to my lack of sleep, I'm gonna suicide in front of the patient. Hope that I'll be bless with super lots of energy.

I don't know what is the festival today, but my mummy prepared ton of dishes for the offerings to... my father(maybe?). Must have something got to do with the Hungry Ghost festival, but anyway my point is... I love festivals. Festivals = Good foods are prepared- normally five to ten dishes. At normal circumstances if good foods are served, i will behave and eat like a glutton or even... processed by the Hungry ghost. ( Choi! Mind my mouth during this month) Good foods like Fried noodles, Fried chicken, Fried nuggets.... etc, all the fried stuff I mean.

Now here's a good news for all hairy monsters like me.
Some of us ain't hairy genetically.
One of my friends told me that someone once told her that if you're hairy it may means that you are afraid of cold.
Indeed, I'm.
And those hair are grown to protect you from the cold.
Oh yeah! That's why I'm full of hair!
WAHAHAHAHA! Actually ain't a good new, just some sort of reasoning behind why I'm hairy. Because I believe I'm not genetically born to be, no one in my family is as hairy as I'm.
HAHA, HAIRLESS DINOSAURS still dare to laugh at me! YOU'RE ARE EXPOSED TO BAD WEATHERS!
Argh! Seems like I can't possibly win the argue.
Whatever it's! You're hairless dinosaurs!

BYE.

Apologetic posting

SORRY to my friends for what I posted yesterday, I was joking.
I know that someone you people wanted to go out with me, but....
I'm sorry.

The first day of attachment was rather boring and tiring. The lectures that gave literally drain my energy away. I believe most of us there feel so too. However I did something stupid to entertain myself.


I took a picture of my friend's confuse face. If you think I got those photos by luck, you are wrong, it requires a small tiny technic.
Those who're not working with me count yourself lucky. HAHAHA!

First of all, Eira.
Smile, still not bad.

Fatimah. Still smiling... I wasn't professional the first two shots.
What I wanted was the CONFUSED and SHOCKED FACE.

Ash, you did great!

Grace, that's a bit firece. You can do better than that..

Yingying, you're doing well!


Honey, you did the best! Shock and confuse!
Anyway don't you think she resembles Voxy.

Above sounds like the comments from a photographer to models.
NO OFFENCE to you people.
Next is the photographer himself....
Comment: Obviously I don't look confuse nor shock because I took this willingly, and I wanna to look good. But Shriek was that what I deduced out of the photo.


Sorry EVERYONE! Guiltiness! I know your are nice to me and will forgive me for that. But still I'll continue to add on to my collections, just for the sake of my readers. I don't care that they wanna see or not. I just need the photos... My apologies to those who I have taken those photo. :)

BYE! HOT AND TIRING DAY! I apologised throughout the whole posting. Haha!

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Burn! Burn! Burn!

What're you talking about, JingSheng?
Everytime I mention the sentence 'What're you talking about' it reminds me of Steven Lim.
Quoted from Steven Lim:
What're you talking about, Xiaxue?
He's damn hilarious.
If you're not sure what am I talking about, you can update yourself on Xiaxue's blog, if you wanna know.

Deviated.
The burn, burn, burn tittle does not only means that I'm seeing alot of burning paper offerings in this seventh Lunar month, anytime, anywhere. It also means that my rectal is burning.
I believe that I have the highest number of record for diarrhea-ing, nobody can beat me for that; I can even join the Guinness record.
It's no big deal! I just diarrhea less than ten times today, but almost there. It's still far from my record. (Sound cocky!)
But i believe I had enough today, my rectal nearly tear and bleed because of the high acidic shit that came out from there. HAHA, I shall not gross you off, even if you have already pictured the watery shit coming out.

One more day to... Attachment!
Before noon, I was still wondering who will be nice to call me out to buy my little black shoe for the cute little blackridinghood, me. OKAY WHATEVER WAS THAT. As I was saying I was pending for someone to date me- for the shoe, but no one did. I guess everyone have bought the shoe long ago except me. Der~ I'm rated LAST-MINUTE, sometimes even the last-minute don't appear. Anyway, I rate myself.
There's a saying that nobody but your family will be there when you need them, today i witnessed the saying again.
My mother phoned me "You wanna go over to my grandfather's house",
"Nope, I haven even buy my black shoe for 'tomorrow' " I told her.
Guess what she told me, I know that you have guessed it correctly.
She said "Do you need me to accompany you?"
Obviously I said "YES!", I have been waiting for this someone to accompany me to buy the black shoe through my whole life. That's too exaggerating, i know, but I really thank her from my bottom of my heart. THANK YOU MUMMY!
We got the shoe so fast, it's cheap- $16.80, and it's what i want- cloth material.


Here's a picture of the AH PEI shoe?
My mother said it is.

And when I wear it...
She said it's not bad.
If someone is good looking, whatever he wears will be beautified.
It's obvious that I'm talking about you-know-who.

I had a hard time ironing the three sets of creased uniforms. The material of the uniform is annoying, it meant to crease easily. What more can i expect out of the $21.60 uniform.

Have a try on it, still not bad uh?
What's wrong with the SIZE OF MY EYES, it's not the normal size mind you.
It doesn't matters too, I'm proud of it.

Today went to 'study' with Miss L, in fact i wasn't studying- I mean what's there to study for anyway. I was there to distract her. She mentions that going out with me was like bringing a kid out. While she's studying, I was listening to my Mp4, drawing on my cute elephant notebook, reading story book, and complaining about how hungry I'm and what-so-ever. She said it's distractions to her, and I'm acting like a kid. I guess I'm far more mature than a kid, I'm Mature kid.

This is the cute elephant notebook I'm talking about.
Cute isn't it? I'm destined to see the notebook, so I'm destined to buy it.
It's rather costy, it costs $5.10.
As I said it's destined. IT'S DESTINED. £$£"*(&$£"*("
Note the small sticker at the bottom right hand corner of the notebook.
THE ENLARGE VERSION is BELOW... the next picture I mean.


YUP it's here.
How i got this sticker?
The story goes like this, I donate, I take the sticker and I have it.
HAHA! But It's DESTINED again.
By chance, I donated the same organization for a number of times, and I didn't take any sticker, the only time I took it, I got the elephant sticker. Try your luck by donating and get the sticker. But still the main purpose it's for the adorable animals, not getting the stickers I mean. Don't be stupid and go take their stickers and said that it's me who tell your to 'Try your luck'. Anyway, I believe that they don't even know me. The picture is blurry, it's the WILDLIFE CONSERVATION SINGAPORE FUND.


Okay, shall end the 'short and sweet' post with my picture.

Puke please.
This is what I'll say, If diarrhea, I'll make sure you vomit.


BYE! Hope I'll not be late for tomorrow's attachment.
I'm rated ALWAYS LATE too, I believe everyone who have eyes/ears/fingers...etc will know.

Friday, August 24, 2007

LAST DAY OF EXAM

(yesterday)LAST DAY OF EXAM,
and i was almost late for it.
At 7.44am my instinct tells me that the exam starts at 8.30am instead of 4.30pm (Initially, I thought it starts at 4.30pm). It made me double-checked my timetable. My instinct was RIGHT- my exam starts at 8.30pm! 0744 is consider as an inauspicious number, it's sounds like Chinese 您去死死, direct translate: You Go Die Die. (haha!)
Although I had a mentally preparation that my instinct was right, but somehow i still couldn't accept the fact. Normally from preparation to arriving at the exam hall i needed a hour, but when i realise that it was 8.30am it's already last then a hour. With no choice, i was forced to take a cab to school, and it cost me 10bucks. Expensive punishment, but luckily i wasn't late.

After school, I met Miss L, Suling and Pei Yu for another K-box session.
Miss L left half-way; went to watch Hair Spray; sleep during the movie; went to eat dinner and went home.

As usual i bought Nacho chips for the movie, but the cheese is super watery.


Two more days to attachment :)

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Do you have a face on your knee cap?

Yesterday i watched 康熙來了 on Youtube, they showed a celebrity who have a 'face' on her knee caps, and i decided to share with you people.
That's so creepy isn't it? Imagine you're the one who have the 'face' appeared on both your knee cap, and on this night of Lunar 7th month they start to talk to each other using alien language.
How will you react?
  1. 'Oh my gosh!' (faint)
  2. 'Oh hahahaha! My knee caps are talking, and my toes are gonna laugh. I must be dreaming, I'm going back to sleep!' (sleep)
  3. Act like you're concern, and try to communicate with them. '*#^$&*@&^, hallo?'
  4. Continue your life normally. 'It's no big deal! I bet other's knee caps talk too.'

Look! There's features of a face!

(Source from:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUvzVYSjLxI)

You guys might be turned-off by my hairy legs, therefore i tuned the contrast of the picture.
I don't have a face on my knee cap, do you?


If you do, they may talk while you're sleeping...

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Wednesday!

Today is Wednesday, and here i am with my crap secret.
It's 不能说的秘密!
Have you wonder why i look so _____? (fill in the blanks) 100marks question.
There was this traditional Chinese saying that if you praise your children when they're younger, i.e. you look so cute, you are so handsome and etc... , when they grow up they will either look average or below the averages.
I believe this statement to a certain extent, because I'm a life example. Till now my family and relatives still say that i looked so cute during my younger days, and now blahblahblah.
Every time they saying that, "..." will start foaming out from my head , does that mean/t that i look like shriek now?
Whatever they mean/t, I think it's pretty obvious, and i know it.

Craps:
Rainy Rainy days. Recently if you don't bring a portable umbrella with you, you'll be drench in the rain like i did. These few years the weather is turning unpredictable- The sky can be bright with smiley sun shinning above everyone's head and momentary later it turn dark and pour as if it's grieving, and i wonder why? It seem like Earth is coming to an end, and I'm joking.

How long have i bought my mp4? I wonder.
Why i ask that question? It's because I never seen it naked before. Okay I'm lying, I did .
But i swear only for once, that was when i bought it, and it was without the rubbery protector. And till today it was the second time, and was when i removed the protector. To my surprise, my mp4 is thin, and it look cooler without the protector.
BUT HOW CAN I EXPOSE MY MP4 TO THE DANGEROUS ENVIRONMENT?
Here's a comparison.
WITH the protector.

WITHOUT the protector.


BYE!

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Late posting of Heart String Community work.

SUPRISINGLY I GOT MY POST BACK.
I BET THEY SAW MY BLOG POST CURSING AND SWEARING AT THEM, THEREFORE THEY TRIED ALL MEANS TO GET MY POST BACK. ANYWAY, THANKS!

haha.

These are Charmaine's questions, and my answer to her and everyone:

1. The person who tag/comment you is
Miss L, Charmaine, Yiting, Xanthe, Joey, Qianhui
(As far as i remember, these are the few people tag/comment me in this recent recent months)

[Alter the questions a bit- for questions 2 to 11, i will answer the question generally base one the answer on quesiton 1)

2. Your relationship with him/her is?
Best Friends, Friends and Cousin.

3. Your 5 impressions of him/her?
Girls, long hair, friendly, intelligent and easy going.

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?
They're very nice people.
They did a lot of nice stuff to me,
e.g.
some will bake/make cake for you,
some will hold things for me while i complain,
some will be jealous for me,
some will guild your steps while you are playing Nintendo DS Lite,
some we will play together and create tons of beautiful memories,
etc, etc...

5. The most memorable words he/she had said to you?
When they care for me they will always say nice things to me.

6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will?
HAHA! QIANHUI? Nope, she's my cousin.

7. If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be?
Huh? why my eyes suddenly become blurry and can't see the words properly?
My God! Have to skip to the next question.

8. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will?
I don't think anyone of the above will turn into my enemy.
I LIKE THEM LIKE I LIKE MYSELF!

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be?
Maybe because question 9 is stupid? HAHA.

10.The most desire thing you want to do for him/her now is?
HAHA. Turn into a rich fellow and treat them eat fantastic meals.

11.Your overall impression of him/her is?
NICE!

12.How you think people around you will feel about you?
GAY, LAME, STUPID, LAZY, UNTIDY, CRAZY, MAD, MOODY.

13.The character you love of yourself are?
MAD at times which i find it funny.

14. On the contrary, the characters you hate of yourself are?
MAD till a extend that everyone will start staring at me because I'm overdoing.

15.The most ideal person you want to be is?
I want to be as clever as Zhi Shu in 惡作劇之吻,
I want to be as rich as Lee Shin in 宮,
I want to be as handsome as Wu Zun in Fei Lun Hai,
I want to be as strong as Wang Dong Chen in Fei Lun Hai.

16.Pass this quiz to 10 persons.
1. Miss L
2. Charmaine (force her to do the same quiz again!)- haha, i'm joking.
3. Yiting
4. Xanthe
5. Erlina
6. QianHui
7. Suling
8. EnRu
9. JiaYan
10. Derrick

Who is no.6 having relationship with?
Cousin! My beloved cousin :)

12.Is no.9 a male or female?
Female

13.If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
YES! I'll be so happy for them, and i hope they'll be together.

14.How about no.8 and 5?
Most probably not, they don't even know each other. Moreover both of them are female.

15.What is no.2 studying about?
Nursing

16.When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?
4 days back. SUPER LONG TIME!

17.What kind of music band does no.8 like?
HAHA, seriously i have no idea. Maybe rock band like Simple Plan?

18.Does no.1 has any siblings?
She have 2 siblings, one elder brother and one younger brother.

19.Will you woo no.3?
Most probably not. I think she have enough admirer.

20.How about no.7?
HAHA, i told you she is more suitable for person Number 10.

21.Is no.4 single?
Erm, i think so. BUT JIMMY??- HAHA! I'm joking.

22.What's the surname of no.5?
Seriously i have no idea. SORRY Erlina, but i know you are call Erlina.

23.What's the hobby of no.4?
HAHA! Maybe jumping around when she's super high?

24.Do no.5 and 9 get along well?
They don't know each other, sorry.

25.Where is no.2 studying at?
NYP

26.Talk something casually about no.1?
She's study in CSS

27.Have you try developing feelings for no.8?
She's my cousin, mind you.

28.Where does no.9 live at?
Bedok.

29.What color does no.4 like?
Pink.

30. Are no.5 and 1 best friends?
Yup.. i guess so..

31.Does no.7 likes no.2?
No, stranger to each other.

32.How do you get to know no.2?
We play around during and after class.

33.Does no.1 have any pets?
No.

34.Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?
HAHA, she's pretty cute but not sexy.

That's all for the quiz.

Let me talk about Saturday, I did community service, and there is still twenty dollars to take. REMEMBER THAT DERRICK SAID THAT HE AIN'T TAKING THE TWENTY DOLLARS, but he still took it. He is a crap-per, while we are on the train he said that he didn't want to sit because HE IS YOUNG, but an auntie thinks that we might want to sit together and moved towards the seat next to her. Derrick actually said HE IS OLD and went forward and sit. HAHAHAHAHA! I can laugh the whole day because of that! Everytime i go out with him he will say something funny to crack my day, like I'M STRAIGHT. Actually it's not funny, but what I replied him was funny- I'm Horizonal. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I deviated, I was talking about the Heart String community service. It was FUN, but tiring. Maybe the tiredness was due insomnia, I'm joking. Actual fact was I stayed up the whole night to watch Goong S. Deviate again, in fact the whole community service was to stand down there to to direct people. The people who joined the Heart String walk was nice, they gave me alot of balloons. I didn't have the chance to take a photo of them, they were taken away by others. As the walker just pointed at me and asked whether they could have the balloons, obviously i don't want to give them, but situation make me. After the whole event, i was so tired, but still went to K-box. k-box is like a recharger, it filled me with energy but it didn't last long. I just sleep whenever i have the chance to, and I'm almost died by the time i went home.

Pictures:
I took some artsy photos.
Beautiful place, i think it's better in the night. With the lightings and the romantic scenery, place place for dating. Just by looking at the photo, i thought i was in the streets of the London.

I will name this photo as Below the GREEN.
Because below the 'Green' city there is still RUBBISH!
They thought that sweeping into the drain will helps to keep Singapore clean. HAHA.

SEE! Singapore is a Green City even the river is green too.

The London-street look alike.

Starting of the day, we was given bread and Soya milk.
Yumyum, the bun of the hotdog is so hard, but most delicious part is the hotdog.

I didn't take any photos during the event, look at long queue at the water point station.
HAHA! A number of people asked me asked me where is the nearest water point station, HERE's the answer for them.

What are your looking at? Scenery or guys?
i bet it's guy:) haha!

The gay chat between derrick and our 'leader'.
Derrick sms-ed him that night, the message is Are you bored?
(JK)

Our President:)

being molested.... :(
The hand of you that bodyguard just happens to land on the-you-know-what.

Can you see that balloons?

I got one myself:)

Look! The string of balloons the people made.

I KNOW THIS IS FLOATING PLATFORM!

After deflating my balloon air into his mouth, his voice turns... Sissy.

Poor balloon/

K-box session!
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2

3

4

5: I'm concentrating....

I'm trying my very best to be awake.

Shadies!
1

2

3

I can sleep EVERYWHERE i go, if you realise...
While walking...

while eating...

while sitting...

while listening to mp4...


Random:
The video is so FUNNY- MUST WATCH! :)




(Yesterday)I HOPE TO HAVE A GOOD TOMORROW, because tomorrow i have Biology test, and i aim high for it.
(Today) I SURE FAIL MY BIOLOGY!
BYE!