Today, shirley and i went to swimming early in the morning, though, it is not that early but as for sunday peeps should be sleeping till 12noon and wake up for lunch, that's relaxing. sidetrack... okay lets continue, in the morning i was like picking clothes then i was semi-nude(above la), the suddenly my uncle woke up, i xia dao, no time to put on clothing then i face him with my back pretending to pick clothes(but im really picking clothes lor) haha. irony la. you might be asking why i so shy like a giggolo, you know UNCLE lei, he also not that hot*erm, pretend i never say, to show him my body. haha. im so ASS, i know. then i pick the fucking strip shirt, which have to fold my collar up otherwise i look like a real giggolo looking for cilent. haha. the shirt is like damm attract attention la, i hate peeps keep staring at me, i know im not hot, so there must be purpose why they look at me, and i know is BAD ones. haha, then i wore the fuckup shirt out to meet shirley. haha, at first when i arrived she is not there yet, then sitting there was like so AA agian. so i went in to wait for her, i changed and all prepared, just waiting for her msg, telling me she is arrived. Meanwhile waiting for her, i was like stanign near the enterance, then i saw this women seems like qurralling with the courch or soemthing i dint really heard what they say. my first impression on this lady is surely another parent complaining about the courch teaching the wrong mtd(bec i think i heard some part of swimming thingy). then i was like looking at them, then the lady suddenly saw me looking at them, i tho. she is looking for trouble one me, she was like"blahblahblah...(i didnot heard)" then i said"huh' with big face expression. then she said with a louder voice"can i help you?" i was like wat the fuck, my impression on her make me said"i was not looking at your",because i tho. she is those bitchy parent, who dun like to be embarrass. then then courch said" she was asking you want to change coin or something" then i realized she is the countergirl la. im so embarrass lor, i feel like digging ahole and dive inside. without any moral, i went away withoust saying sorry. what a FUCKING person im right. then when shirley arrived, she went to changed, haha, i stand outside the girls changing room again as i had already changed, when im standing there i was like thinking if she came out again and said that she forgot her bottom, i will surely faint and fall onto the ground. haha, i was like damm idiot lor. HAHA. then we went swimming, we saw a section of the adult pool being section out, as i wasnt wearing any glasses i didnt notice any signboard, then shirley said" is the signboard saying something about continuous swimming(i cannt remember what it is called)" the the signboard is really talking about only continuous swmmer allowed. haha. then we was like so siao, we swam 10laps there, for the first 2 rounds i was like rushing for no fucking reason, i ended up panting like siao. but the rest i think i got slow down, but it was so difficult to swim without googles. i cannt see who is infront esp when the pool is crowded it is easy to knock into someone. but is still manage to survive with some knockings. haha, said until knocking will die like that, i meant i knock them later they not happy with me and make me drown. LAME, i know what you are SAYING kae. haha. after we swim in the big pool we decied to swim in the bady pool as we tho. that there is more space. haha, but end up still knock into peeps la. haha, but we swam like siao, total up proberly 20 laps?. i think so. haha. after we make FULL USE OF THE TIME SWIMMING we went to meet YX, at ????. i was not the one who is caring about the time, because i find it tireding. haha. LAZY idiot is like this. kk, then we when to meet YX at sembawang, but when we arrived a retard tap the card and when out, shirley didnt manage to stop as i so retard to go out. then i tho, later if we go alot of place i will have not enough fund to travel thus i took my $5 wanting to top up. but adult fare can only top up at 10. FUCKING hell, went to try with the counter and when i asked if i could top up at 5 with adult card, they said dunnoe what la and press adding fare. FUCKING hell, she was like holding 5 dollar lor, end in i have to pay 10 dollar bec min val to be added for adult is 10. ASSS. nvm i was damm suay the whole day, they worst is in the later part. then after going into out the station, we called yx, then he was still slping, haha, then he asked us to go first he will meet us later. thus, we went to Woodland library to find a place to study, before gg to study we bought so many things to eat, i bought GOLDEN PRYAMID(fucking NICE) at Q-bread, and shirley bought cheese cake, then arriving at CW we bought the Famous waffer. i is so nice, for the chocolate one la. i bought cheese as i wanted to try. then we went to the library and FUCKING HELL, the place was so crowded. i was always think that why they do not want to put more tables for study. But i came to a conclusion that SINGAPORE is way to small, if every place was to have more chair and table and expand their building proberly we can see building flooding on the sea for singapore, because there will be so limited space in SINGAPORE. Bad thing bad thing. STUDY at there = to 99.9% improssible. you have to be 100% lucky to find a table and cahir. BUT, sading we are only 50% lucky to find a chair to study with. haha, i know why because today im way too suay i -50%lucky then shirley 100%, then left 50%. haha, i know i know lame right. KAE. then when we finally found a chair to study with, but we were so hungry and we haven started, we place all the food on the chair, it is so tampting. i so got tampted at bite the sandwich. haha, when im bited the sanwich i kept lookin around, keep watch of the librarians. then when YX came that time, we are about to go to eat out waffer, sandwich and cheese cake. haha. then he end up gurading the chair for us. haha, but FUCK the CHEESE waffle, it taste so plain, im bad to change half of my waffer with shirley's chocolate ones. Poor her. when we went back, YX is studay already, then we took out the work and do do do do do do till dunnoe when, we when to KFC, fuck hell, i am so interested in the new cheezito BUT it is the cause of the embarassment. ASS! when we finally found a sit, i rush the first to buy the cheezito as i saw no one at the counter, then went i m carrying the try, my drink drop and poor onto my shirt, and i was lik OMG! should I THROW down the tray and run away, or cry and make a scene. but thankfully for the peeps who helped me at my most desperate moment. a girl beside me helped me put the cup straight and not let the cola continue to fall on me. I KNOW IT IS DAMMM EMBARASSING, all the peeps are looking at me. OMG!!!! super AA! A plus sommore are. then, the lady was so kind to exchange another set for me, even when i said it is fine. But while waiting for another set, it is also another embarassing moment. SAD. when i returned, shirley actually did not see the whole Scene. I was quite relive that means, not everyone in the KFC have seen my desparate moment. THANK my those have help me, and the lady who clean the floor thank you, i love you. haha, over drama liao. haha. then i was so idiot i kept think of my clothes, i actually have to "feelings" to eat liao but ending i still ate the whole set. haha. stupid. then we when to thew cw mall to shop, YX ran very quickly for no reason. then when we manage to catch up with him, he actually wanted to buy the shoelace that he didnot buy yesterday. LAME, haha, my turn to say liao. haha. then wwe went back to study, definetly our chair have been taken up, then we manage to find a space without anyone but YX continue to find a chair then he found one he smsed me to come to 3rd floor. but he didnt realized that we are actually at 3rd floor just a distance away from him. then we continue to study but when we are full we actually dun have the mood to study. haha. then soon we left again but before we left YX pass shirley's slipper to me and naugthy me put it inside my bag. then we we rush her that we are lefting then she found her slipper missing. haha, then she was like looking for it. haha, at las t i throw the slipper out to her, then YX and her was like bursted into laugher. haha. then she said that the wanted to play BB which i dun have any interest im more interest in the tou lan Ji. haha. then i went home while they went to play bb with sumei i think. i forgot to said before we return home, we went to the pasam malam. talking about it made me again. FUCK the seller go home and practise how to much proper juice la. im almost cashless and i still fork out money to buy fruit juices fuck that auntie, am i speaking so softly cant you hear! when people ask you what is this fruit can you answer are you retared must a answer like 30second later. if you are i dun blame you, that is not the worst, i asked for a honeydew juice, then she cutted half of a piece honeydew to make the juice FUCK HER lor it is so diluted la. As k her drink herself la, she also never wash the juicer, i didnt asked for a mix fruit kae. THE WORST THING is i found some pieace of plastic bag inside, BITCHFACE, if she is not happy to make a juice for me, said it, i can go to toehr stores to buy. i dun need a bad quality juice. somemore she is holding her store infront of the enterence. Surley alot of people kana CON one, for god sake la, stop earning this kind of BLACK MONEY!
p.s to all people please dun buy fruit juice at the enterence of the pasam malam of cw point.
after so much tragic, i peacfully reach home, and first thing i bathed and on the com. haha, then i online till my empress dowager came home, she kept commanding me to eat but i drag till she slp and eat. after i ate i on my computer again.... haha. now, lets show you guys the photo i took today. haha.
These are some rendom pictures i took.
this is the skilless auntie and abit, so-tong auntie at the waffer shop. her first wallet was damage or should i said is totally unsightless. haha, still remember when we were there, there is these auntie talking to her maid and i overheard them, the madam said to the maid" take care of the egg, dont let anyone to step on the egg, if anyone step on the egg, you step on his leg" haha, i was laughing, it rehemes. haha. then when she saw me laughing she said to her maid" he was lik smileing" haha. so FUNNY. Check the prices out! never buy the cheese one i find it totally wasted the CHocolate one is the BEST and it the cheapier then the cheese one.
this is the first picture shirley took on my phone today, she said from the mrt can see her house. haha.
sorry that not the first one the first one is i took the picture of the stupid lift spoiling again. but heng only one side. dun call it stupid i still need to use it alot of year... show you the picture.
this is where we palced our food, althought there is alot of plasticbag, it is tampting okay!
we did work NOT slacking THERE!! :]
i made the library so homey, i was like.... erm... haha. dunnoe how to discribe. see everywhere i took my wallet, i learnt to protect my wallet and handphone as im so afraid to lose them. they are perious. today i almost down my phone down from 2nd floor of the lirary to 1st floor. luckily im not tt bad luck, if not i will cry till blood came out from my eye. thank you god.
a crappy picture. WHICH SAYS CLOSED if anyone doesnt read. IRONY!
my wet-clotthing after the KFC incident. talking about it make me remember i have alot of bad experience in KFC, still remember last time my cousion and i went to kfc to have dinner and suddenly this KFC cleaner become siao, saying that other peeps keep talking about him, them he keep pushing the dustbin toward them as they are sitted here the dustbin. woah` that freaky, still can remember. the phot is no clear, haha. but it really stained my clothing hope it can be washed.
this is what shirley sent me yesterday, i like it alot. haha. SO COOL.
Today my model is SHIRLEY LEE, age 15, blahblahblah. haha. my lao gong not here today cannt take my lao gong gan ah kok picture so ah lee will be my model today. ahaha. Today my topic is DEPRESSION. haha.first picture, so concentrated study, still do not look so tired because we jsut started studying. but our stomach is actually groaning. haha.
second, erm, look abit erm*(
ru hua) erm, BAD! did i say anything??
she learnt her lesson, she did not trust me the pro already....
haha, gotcha, me the pro how can let you get away, that when she talk to her "LOVER"
ouch~ depression evidence 1(still said i depression-hmpf!)
painful look- aanother depression expression. haha. anyhow only.
okay, this is the actual depression evidence 2
depression evidence 3
depression evidence 4
feel like jumping hor? - depression evidence 5. haha.
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pathetic look. depression look num 10. i can get my pay liao, i got her depression expression. haha. i am a good paparazzi too!
haha, shirley when talking to sumei on phone. haha.
this is classic, personally like this pic. SEE im pro in picture taking. sign up here.....
haha, cant possible to hide from me the pro. ruler? small cake.
Hahaha, the first one was FREAKY... others look normal, this all is taken by shirley. YX and i was her model today haha.
Pictures of me also taken by shirley lee, hahaa, the first 4 are taken by my ZHi-lianness. hahaa. all the retard photos. haha, i like the first one, haha, i seems like im prosessed.
some guys wearing so differently form the others, we tho. that they are artor of something like, we still stand there and look at them for a min. haha/
SOmething that my model must do everytime when she go out, caught her twice with my phone, haha, that is spliting her hair into two parts and hold up high. haha.
SEE! caught by me sooooo many times, "LOVER" mae, haha, im the famous paparazzi i also can become detective. HIRE me, with low pay. hahaha.
These are the real LOVEBIRD, so romantic right i wish i will do the same thing to my gf. haha, hope they are not looking at my blog. DUN blame me.....
see! so much food for my dinner, but i actually ate half of it and there are many left over.
see so much food to be eaten by myself how can it be possible!!
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