My dentist hates me.

I'm not sure is it me or is it the dentist
Am I too sensitive, or the dentist really hates me.
I always think that I have a 'big-enough' mouth to place the metal thingy onto my teeth.
But for every visit to the dentist, he will use his whole biscep strength to stretch my mouth with his powdered-latex glove. (Can you imagine the PAIN!)
When I got out of the room, I find myself looking like a clown.
A swollen mouth with powder around it.

I suspect that he really hates me.
I'm always not on time for his appointment.
And this time I even forgot his appointment date!
Wahahaha!

Today I waited there for sometime, as I was put under 'walk-in appointment'.
Not their fault but mainly my problem.
Who ask me to forget their appointment, I almost forget the 'make-up appointment' till I was almost asleep on Friday night. Is suddenly realise that I have been to any dentist appointment since ages ago, and the appointment date suddenly appear in my mind.
And as I was saying I waited there for sometime, I saw ALL the patient who came out of the room is fine, without swollen mouth or powder on their face.
HOW can I not conclude that he hates me!
Damn him, I hate him too!